Fucks and Giggles

I feel really bad for fluffers, having to basically do what pornstars do, but without the glory. Gotta be a shit kinda job.

shit is fucking ridiculous here at college so I apologize for the lack of new material. I promise some wonderful porn soon. 

Love, S.

Why the fuck does every asian porn movie sound like rape? Jesus christ, can’t they at least pretend they’re enjoying it. Does lube not exist in japan, certainly razors don’t (not to be culturally insensitive, I’m merely expressing my preference for nicely trimmed pussy). Do asian men have barbed cocks like cats? Is that what’s going on here? I doubt it, which leads back to the question of why it sounds so goddam painful.

One thing that is made very clear by asian porn is that japan’s low birthrate can be clearly traced to bukkake.  

so this one time, R and S we’re discussing porn. don’t ask why, they have no clue how the conversation got there.. ANYWAYS. the question was raised: why the fuck do guys in porn like hitting their dicks off of a girls face? seriously. who ever was getting head and was like “fuck i really need to hit my cock off your face! *thunk* *thunk* *thunk”.. really? porn is ridiculous. let’s just admit it right now. but it doesn’t stop us from watching it.

so at some point we’ll be posting porn reviews, random ramblings about sex, and possibly some reaction/conversation videos.

we hope you enjoy… or something.

love,

R. and S.